I was sitting on the train and
saw this guy sitting next to me with a cracked iphone with a picture of
himself on it. I raised my eyebrow and wondered if he was an egomaniac
and wondered what kind of obnoxious personality he had, then I looked
down and saw the text he was typing: "Just make sure to keep God first
and you'll be okay."
6 Train, East Village. New York, NY